Norris and Nora discuss Ned's demise

Obituary.
Ned met an untimely death at the age of 148 (gnome years) in a fatal fall on the 24th May 2006 which will now be known as ' Nedday'. He broke everything in his body apart from his head. He suffered no pain as far as is possible to ascertain.
Ned was a colourful character, always smiling and looking down to his little basket that he carried with him wherever he went. He was well loved by 54, 37, 39, especially 62, and many more besides. Apologies if I have left any numbers out. He will be sorely missed.
A 5 day wake will be held in his memory- date to be announced.