Holiday mood

Norman is feeling a bit fed up with watching the world go past in a linear fashion. He would like to be taken on holiday, ideally by a female gnome or elf (he has inclinations with or without fishing rod) and NOT to Gnomansland! He would prefer sunnier climes where he can take off his jacket, having worn it continuously for several years.
Advice as to suitable destinations would be gratefully appreciated. He has even asked me (Portnoo) to help him find a mate and has heard about internet dating. I said I would ask around and perhaps post a profile- no emotional baggage of course, fishing rods excepted.