Poor Norman in Captivity
posted by portnoo @ 3:55 PM
Free Norman
NORMAN LIVES (UNHAPPILY WE FEEL ALTHOUGH HE ALWAYS HAS A SMILE ON HIS FACE)IN THE GARDEN OF AN ORDINARY HOUSE IN BRIGHTON, U.K. WE ARE DEMANDING THE RELEASE OF NORMAN FROM CHAINED BONDAGE.
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I am a rich merchant seaman and am willing to pay a large sum of gold coins to release Norman and take him away with me to Gnomansland where he will live in peece and happiness with other gnomes and myself of course. I am not a gnome and neither am I gay.
Muffin the Mule
Norman must stay!! Street parties will never be the same without him. He is likely to be feral and untamed if allowed to wander the street willy nilly and cause untold damage to me especially if he gets hold of a fishing rod.
Goldy Fish
Perhaps Norman doesn't want to be released!
Nigel
I agree, after a weekend at Toytown he displayed disturbing symptoms of INSECURITY, regarding BOUNDARIES and needed rechaining to feel nicely safe again.
There are rumours that M&S (or is it S&M) are displaying a new line in Gnomeware...watch this space.
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